Dear William Elliot Whitmore,

Thank you for Jamming in the Van with a baby calf. When everyone else on the crew was telling us “No… bad idea… its gonna shit everywhere” we took the risk and I volunteered to clean up all the poop. I remember listening to you in college, so when you came to Jam I was pretty excited, especially when we got the cow involved.

Best,

Jack Higgins
Jam in the Van Channel Manager