Remember when you were in grade school and you had to learn parts of speech? An oxymoron was always one of those that you had to remember, and in order to remember it they always told you to think of something like “jumbo-shrimp.” So I’m thinking schools should add “Clean Spill” to the list of oxymoron reminders, and these videos can help kids remember…

Look, it’s Friday as I’m writing this, cut me some slack on this “amazingly awful” “original copy,” my head is elsewhere. Just play the rock and roll and enjoy your weekend, now I’m going to go be “happy sad” about what I’ve done here. See what I did?!?