This is your captain speaking. Thank you for flying with Jam in the Van. Your destination today is outer space. This trip should take around 14 minutes. The weather looks like it’s going to cooperate with us for the duration of our journey, so I’m going to go ahead and turn off the seatbelt sign and you’re free to move about the cabin, do some spins, get really heady with it. If we experience any turbulence I’ll flash the sign up and you can sit your asses down if you want to, but I’m not sure why you’d want to. Your in-flight entertainment for today is going to be Christian Bland and the Revelators. If you need a beverage, go get one from your fridge and hydrate yourself. This is going to be trippy, and we don’t want you to be parched. Enjoy, and we’ll see you when you get there.