You can’t show up to our event in a Budweiser shirt. We will NOT allow that. It’s friggin’ Lagunitas (and i guess Heineken, err…) or your ass walks home sober, capiche? If you do make that mistake you are welcome to do as Tojo from Futurebirds did during SXSW and put on a Jam in the Fuckin’ Van shirt and a Lagunitas hat. He was then free to get as shit-canned as he wanted to and he looked fly, and subsequently has looked fly in many an Instagram photo since… Perhaps he just knows how to get free stuff and work the SXSW system. Whatever the case may be, it’s always a rager when these dudes show up. The Futurebirds will forever have a place at our table, and a spot in our headiest of countdowns.